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artemia:

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aminaabramovic:

everyone needs to watch this video before they log off tonight

well, now I know what I’m doing every time a car alarm goes off

this looks like so much fun

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foxnewsofficial:

sometimes i’ll have loads of money and then other times i’ll be awake

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braingremlin:

when you love a song but you listened to it a lot during a really bad time in your life so it reminds you of bad times

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britneysbaldhead:

when younger people are more successful than me

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barebackinq:

Me: Mom I don’t think I am getting any better, I still feel sick…

Mom:image

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perks-of-being-chinese:

"if you shot a ton of pot at the sun would it burn up and get everybody high?"

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joroakeu:

joroakeu:

now that I’m an adult I can finally go on adult websites.

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spangefucker:

meatbicyclevevo:

somebody once told me the world was gonna

end on december 21, 2012. i bought all of this fucking pasta as a way to celebrate the end of the world and now i’m $10,000 in debt and i have pasta everywhere in my house

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aceinnatailsuit:

captainriz:

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HOW HAVE I NEVER SEEN THIS BEFORE

IT’S LIKE THE WHO’S ON FIRST OF SCIENCE JOKES

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zackisontumblr:

my mom is a role model

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actionables:

OKAY I WON’T TAKE MY GIRLFRIEND TO OLIVE GARDEN PLEASE CALM DOWN

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thekattcameback:

sharkchunks:

This may be the greatest facial expression ever captured on film.

Pure perfection.

thekattcameback:

sharkchunks:

This may be the greatest facial expression ever captured on film.

Pure perfection.

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